Sunday, May 18, 2008

"You're fat"

Really? That's what some girl on the soccer field told me yesterday when I got the ball away from her, that the only reason I could do that was because "I was fat" Really? Are we in first grade here?

It took every ounce of discipline I had not to show her what my fat a$% could do to her sorry little a#$. She was very petite and I probably had a few inches and probably not as many lbs on her as she thought I did, but at any rate, she got in my head and I was fuming. She was obviously afraid of my reaction, as 30 seconds later, she called for a sub. I told her next time that she was going to talk the talk, stick around to see who can walk the walk.

As mad as I was, I would never do anything cheap or intentional to hurt someone - this is supposed to be a fun, calorie burning experience for us fatties. But it was fun to make her think I would...and the other girls on my team are as evil as I am, so next time we play them, we are going to have some fun messing around with her....


The Monroes said...

Seriously, if you are fat we are all in trouble. Good job practicing some restraint, I am not sure I would have done as well...I would have probably used my ft body to take her out. Then told her she was malnourished..but I am cruel like that!

The Quisenberrys said...

I am so sure!? I think her comment deserved a very dignified answer like...."At least I am not as fat as your face is ugly!!"