Sunday, May 18, 2008

"You're fat"

Really? That's what some girl on the soccer field told me yesterday when I got the ball away from her, that the only reason I could do that was because "I was fat" Really? Are we in first grade here?

It took every ounce of discipline I had not to show her what my fat a$% could do to her sorry little a#$. She was very petite and I probably had a few inches and probably not as many lbs on her as she thought I did, but at any rate, she got in my head and I was fuming. She was obviously afraid of my reaction, as 30 seconds later, she called for a sub. I told her next time that she was going to talk the talk, stick around to see who can walk the walk.

As mad as I was, I would never do anything cheap or intentional to hurt someone - this is supposed to be a fun, calorie burning experience for us fatties. But it was fun to make her think I would...and the other girls on my team are as evil as I am, so next time we play them, we are going to have some fun messing around with her....

2 comments:

The Monroes said...

Seriously, if you are fat we are all in trouble. Good job practicing some restraint, I am not sure I would have done as well...I would have probably used my ft body to take her out. Then told her she was malnourished..but I am cruel like that!

The Quisenberrys said...

I am so sure!? I think her comment deserved a very dignified answer like...."At least I am not as fat as your face is ugly!!"