Friday, January 23, 2009

My Dating Pool

I am going to go on a rant here, and you are all just going to have to listen to me.

All of you married people out there...you tell me all the time God has a plan for me, to be patient, that right one will come along. I listen and think to myself- easy for you to say. That very phrase absolutely causes my blood pressure to skyrocket - and I will have all of you know that I am not the only single person out there that wants to vomit every time someone says that. I had lunch with my friend Eve yesterday who said the very same thing, unprovoked. Had the both of us not been in a public establishment, it is likely we would have had a breakdown.

So, in my attempt to try and take the bull by the horns in the situation, I recently decided to try Match.com again...thank God I have only joined for one month. After getting a wink from a user named "pimponesmiley", I quickly decided that they had just cashed their last check from me. Seriously? Has it gotten down to the fact that my options are someone named "pimponesmiley"? And that this individual seriously thinks someone is actually going to respond to that??? I hope this is not the best the guy up there can do for me.

Go home and hug your husbands tonight and make sure you never, ever take them for granted.

9 comments:

Becky said...

Taking your advice and going to go hug Steve.

The Tuckers said...

don't read my latest blog.....

maybe pimponesmiley was Mr.Right???

OSU 98 said...

Jodi...would YOU answer PIMPONESMILEY????

the youngbergs said...

Thanks for sharing...I appreciate your honesty...and I personally wouldn't wink back at PIMPONESMILEY...but that's just me!

The Monroes said...

I like the raw Nicole. Pimponesmiley is a very strange name anyway...with all the creativity out there, you would hope for something at least funny or more creative. Let's see...how about pimpingainteasy, pimphandstrong, or pimpdaladies. All of these would have been more appropriate. I would like to personally apologize for ever saying anything about God's plan. Next time you can tell me off- seriously, tell me off!

The Tuckers said...

Nat, love the creativity... Nic, I may wink back just for the laughter of it all... But I tend to do things to giggle at them later... I am writing Dr. Phil again for you... maybe you can go on the next Bachelorette?

OSU 98 said...

Did I tell you guys yet today how much I love you all? My personal favorite so far is "pimpingainteasy" - could it be suburban GANGSTA MOM Natalie knows from first hand experience?

The Monroes said...

You all know it! Nic as the bachelorette, let's put it in the works Jodes!

The Quisenberrys said...

Pimponesmiley.......for real? I would hold out for the gangstagrinner if I were you! :) Although we may not say the right thing all the time. At least you know you have a lot of friends and family that love and care about you.